Saturday, February 15, 2014

Perfecting the quickie

Get your mind out of the gutters people.  Remember this is PG rated not XXX.  I am talking about perfecting my writing of a quickie for my blog not improving things in the bedroom.  Anyhow as you well know, I tend to be long winded in the writing department so I am trying to keep it brief while still giving my husband the credit he is due. 

I totally got peanut butter for Valentine's Day!  And he also got me a new running shirt, a waffle iron and some fresh cinnamon roasted almonds!  For those of you who do not know my husband personally, this is a big, fricking deal.  It required him to first of all spend money (he is cheap) and secondly to actually give thought to what I like and enjoy (he is generally not so good at that either).   Oh So I pretty much had the best Valentine's Day since I can remember. And for some inexplicable reason our good,old-fashioned, family Valentine's Day party last night made me think of Christmas Vacation. So I will leave you with a short quote from Clark W. Griswold himself just insert Valentine's Day wherever he says Christmas and it totally relates to my story.

 Waffle Maker Jif Peanut Butter and Roasted Almonds.  PS I already wore the shirt and it is really stinky and waiting for me to do laundry Thursday so that is why it's not in the picture. Duh!
 Peanut butter... making my dreams come true!

 Me the happiest little Valentine this side of the nuthouse!

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."  ~Clark W. Griswold

Vern Out

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