Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The exorcist

Our Ice Maker, Ivy, is possessed.  I wish I was kidding, but the evidence is just too strong to ignore the symptoms any longer.  There are unexplainable noises.  And unexplainable messes.  Oh the horror.  I actually wonder if there is someone being held against their will inside Ivy, but that seems unlikely, but still the sounds lead me to believe it is true!

We have an exorcism planned later this week.  There are priests involved.  There are hymns rehearsed.  That is all.


A message in a bottle, from Ivy herself!

PS Stay safe my friends. This is a dangerous, dangerous world we live in and now we have to worry about our appliances breathing violence into it as well.



Vern Out


Saturday, February 13, 2016

Waffle Pizza...What!??

Wondering what to make for dinner?  Thinking of ordering a pizza or serving the family breakfast for supper?  Think again:

A step by step instruction on the art of making Waffle Pizza!
Thaw bread dough in fridge over night
then flatten the bread dough with a rolling pin if you are normal
or with a full pop can if you are us because we don't own a rolling pin.  Then place dough in waffle iron for 3-5 minutes until perfectly browned!

Add your own selection of delicious toppings.
After you Remove from waffle Iron of course!

Place on a cookie sheet and bake in 400 degree oven for 3-5 minutes until cheese is melted.  The best part of this meal is that everyone and I mean EVERYONE is happy.  And everyone is also happy to help make the meal because it is so much fun!  Now if only I could get everyone to be as enthusiastic about clean up time!!!

Waffle Pizza...It's what's for dinner, people!
Bon Apetit!

Vern Out