This picture sums it up pretty well!
So we survived the first visit from the cleaning lady and more importantly she survived the experience too! The last thing I need is a cleaning lady's death on my hands and given the state of our house, survival was certainly not a guarantee. She did leave a detailed shopping list for me of the items that we don't own that she feels are necessary for proper cleaning to occur at our house so I must shop after all! The second hand, rehabilitated mop that my husband fashioned was not acceptable to her standards either so she is going to bring her own high-quality mop along next time she mops! At least I don't have to go shopping for one!
Although I am actually requesting that she only mop monthly because the floors are so CLEAN. And on tile CLEAN=SLIPPERY seems to be the driving equation. It is all I can do these days to walk around my house without falling flat on my ass. Seriously, each and every member of our family has bit it on these floors (at least once) in the past 72 hours. It is down right dangerous in our kitchen and dining room. I don't want to beat a dead horse but, to give you a better understanding of the slipperiness, Friday when she was cleaning our house, I literally ran 12 miles atop ice and snow without falling at all. When I returned home, I immediately wiped out on our tile floor bruising both my elbow and my butt and I took my shoes off so there was no snow or ice involved. My elbow may never be the same. So the motto to this story is, "clean is not always better; And sometimes being clean is synonymous with being boring".
PS when Jeff and I went on our date day a couple weeks ago I saw another cool sign that read, "Freedom Tastes Like Guacamole". Whoever works for Qdoba's marketing efforts and thought of this is absolutely brilliant! It is so true and it actually made me want to eat at Qdoba soon!
PSS Onion rings are not my own guilty pleasure; I also LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT and I am LOVING her new CD. It has a totally new sound to it and so many catchy tunes and it just makes me want to "shake it off" even if I am listening to the other songs! Many thanks to my brother-in-law, Mark, for keeping me supplied with the very latest Taylor songs on a regular basis. YOU ROCK!
PSS I am still working on the kid's Halloween story. I might have it ready by Thanksgiving, but...It's Painful. Raw. Unedited. Real. Frightening.