ANYWHOOO...
As I was standing in the grocery store line yesterday, five minutes before a scheduled running date (and just an hour before a bunch of people were coming over for dinner), worried that I might be late for either one of these self-imposed obligations, I pondered this very basic, yet often overlooked, reality of mine. I decided right then and there to think about my epiphany some more; Later when I wasn't so darn busy. (Even then in all the busyness of the moment though, I had the burning desire to somehow turn my thoughts into a story for my blog)
And then I forgot about the entire experience because I was busy doing stuff. Laundry. Dishes. Dinner. Homework. Bath Time. Hair Brushing. You name it, I was doing it! Yep I completely forgot about my epiphany until I sat down to write on here last night. Then I really had to rack my brain trying to remember what the heck I had wanted to write about and then when I finally remembered, the dryer dinged reminding me there were clothes to fold, AGAIN. So I folded clothes. And then I sat back down to write. And then Hazel woke up scared from a bad dream so I snuggled with her and dozed off for a few minutes. And then I sat back down to write, AGAIN. And for a few minutes, I could not recall what I was going to write about and...
This is my life CYCLE. This is my REALITY. This is VERN. This pretty well sums up my diagnosis:
In short, I am a horrible housekeeper, just ask anyone who has visited me in the past decade and they can vouch for me!
Irma. I forgot to tell you about Irma! Today in all my doing stuff, I also ironed all Jeff's work shirts. Yes I had another go 'round with Irma, the iron, and let me just say this, "I Still HATE ironing". Despite my attempts to make it more enjoyable (and less like torture) I still had an awful time of it! I even had Christmas Vacation on in the background to booster my mood and even that could not enhance my ironing experience enough to matter. Oh and I have been nothing but nice to Irma. I give her free drinks. I talk to her. I listen to her. I ask her pertinent questions. And I tell her personal stuff too. Real personal stuff. Irma could so easily blackmail me and make a killing at it! Oh and the best part, from her perspective, is I barely ever use her! She is pretty much a freeloader who gets free drinks and knows all my deepest secrets, but she still is unappreciative. Irma doesn't have a demanding workload like Chester or Brenda either; I would totally understand if one of them had revolted. Yet Irma continues to defy me. She fails to cooperate and refuses to make Jeff's shirts wrinkle-free. She gave me such difficulty in wrinkle removing yesterday, I had to have a drink (or three) just to get through the thankless chore of ironing. And I was really busy. I don't have time for all her antics.
so after DOING all my stuff today including ironing, I stumbled upon this one on Momastery and thought to myself, AMEN...
And I went ahead and stopped doing stuff, took my pants off and went to bed.
VERN OUT
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