Our Ice Maker, Ivy, is possessed. I wish I was kidding, but the evidence is just too strong to ignore the symptoms any longer. There are unexplainable noises. And unexplainable messes. Oh the horror. I actually wonder if there is someone being held against their will inside Ivy, but that seems unlikely, but still the sounds lead me to believe it is true!
We have an exorcism planned later this week. There are priests involved. There are hymns rehearsed. That is all.
A message in a bottle, from Ivy herself!
PS Stay safe my friends. This is a dangerous, dangerous world we live in and now we have to worry about our appliances breathing violence into it as well.
Vern Out
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